In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Randomize
