i jhust puked up my retainher.
I wish my penis had an off switch
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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