I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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