It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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