You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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