Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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