just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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