Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
dude. I can hear the air.
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