dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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