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haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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