Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
birth control should be required to get into college
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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