brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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