I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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