dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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