Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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