i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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