I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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