Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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