okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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