You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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