just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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