Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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