is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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