great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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