i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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