she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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