We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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