she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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