just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately