We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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