Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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