Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Who died my cat blue again?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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