I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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