note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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