lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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