Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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