THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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