I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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