Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
is it fun? or sober?
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