But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day