If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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