I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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