That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize