there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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