it was like his penis was on wheels.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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