i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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