I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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