Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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