I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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