i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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