if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
is it fun? or sober?
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