No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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