I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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