When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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