ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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