Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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