I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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